Monday, May 28, 2012

Overheard at a House with Three Little Boys (PHOTO)



Things you never have to scream out the windows to little girls: 

~"ARE YOU PLAYING WITH AN AX!?!?! STOP IT!!!!"

~"NO PEEING IN THE YARD! PLEASE COME IN AND USE A TOILET!!!"

~"WHY ARE YOU NOT WEARING CLOTHES!?!? WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES????"

~"STOP PHYSICALLY BEATING EACH OTHER IN THE FRONT YARD FOR THE NEIGHBORS TO WATCH"


~"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU EATING!?!?!?"

~"STICKING THE HOSE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND TURNING IT ON TO LOOK LIKE YOU ARE PEEING MORE IMPRESSIVELY IS NOT SOMETHING TO DO AS A SHOW FOR PEOPLE WALKING BY!"



~"NO YOU CAN NOT HAVE A SAND FIGHT--NO, NOT EVEN IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO THROW IT IN YOUR BROTHERS EYES"


~"STOP WRITING PENIS IN THE DRIVEWAY!"

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